i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
posted 5:32 pm on Sunday, February 17, 2013 with 813,014 notes
origin: shavingryansprivates-deactivate | via: taylorhall-egg-cheese
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