floozys:

floozys:

omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner in silence staring out the window like /dildo/

my liTTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM CRYING AND SHOUTING “DID YOU F ORGET I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR MY EYES ARE BLEEDING”