[At the convention]
Me: *dressed as Molly Hooper* I'm surprised there's no other Sherlock characters here.
Me: Oh. Oh, gosh, there's a fem-Sherlock! An actual Sherlock!
Me: I should probably say something, but what? Shoooot, they're coming my way. Do I just-- Er, hi, um, Sher-- Sherlock-- excuse me? Sher-- uh, would you-- I was wondering if--
Sherlock Cosplayer: *doesn't hear, keeps walking*
Me: ...oh, um, okay... never mind.
Cousin: ...
Me: ...
Cousin: Well. That was painfully in character.